The Best Relationship Ever

My stomach hurts.

Why do I let her hurt me this much? It’s been the story of our relationship. I remember when I first fell in love with her and every time I thought about her a terrible, but wonderful, pain ripped across my chest and down to my stomach.

Zombie Train To Hell!

Act I

 

            “I’m breaking up with you.” She said.

            She went to her phone, tapping keys, probably relaying the situation in front of her at that very moment.  Yeah, she was that kind of girl.  She kept at it for almost a minute until finally turning her attention back towards the me that was still standing exactly how I had been :  mouth open, confused eyes, and an inability to think at the moment.

Zombie Railway

Three days ago, the world I knew came to an end.

Abacus Jones, Soulless Cowboy Meets a Fairy Princess

By: Andrew Thomas Prenger

My day started out like it always does, which is to say poorly. I spent most a’ the morning kicking my freshly dead horse. More outta’ frustration than anything the poor beast did. Was my fault anyway. I’m the one who got run outta’ town and I’m the one who rode the horse ta’ death. Sometimes I forget that, on account a selling my soul, I tended not ta’ feel the affects a’ dehydration or fatigue like most other living things.

The Dark Prince

The legendary tale begins with a simple cliché:  Once upon a time…