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		<title>Abacus Jones, Soulless Cowboy vs. The King of the Spiders</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 22:23:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By: Andrew Thomas Prenger It was the little boy, Shadrach, who found his sister&#8217;s body first. At eight-years-old it was almost a miracle that he made it that long before seeing his first corpse. Shame that it had to be his one-and-only kin. What made it worse was how he found her. He woke up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=375&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Abacus Jones, Soulless Cowboy in:</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:11:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Playing a piano is a lot like being unable to read while trying to read after getting kicked square in your head by a horse.  A really…angry…horse. I looked at all the white and black bars all lined up in a row in front of me and thought to myself, who could learn this?!  With [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=367&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Abacus Jones, Soulless Cowboy in:</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/08/13/abacus-jones-soulless-cowboy-in-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 18:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From back a ways, the town looked like any other town that looked the way this one did from far away.  It was nightfall now, the moon was already high in the sky without a cloud in it’s way.  We was just coming in on the outskirts when we noticed there weren’t a single light [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=350&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Abacus Jones, Soulless Cowboy in:</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/06/03/abacus-jones-soulless-cowboy-in-15/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 03:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where was I?  Oh yeah, my Indian wife, prearranged while I was celebratin and smokin, was now about pregnant.  Just a couple months shy of dumping the thing out if I weren’t mistaken. The chief musta felt I needed to stand now, so he nodded in the direction of the fellers that was carrying me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=346&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Every Cowboy Sings a Sad, Sad Song- A SVHU Vignette</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/05/21/every-cowboy-sings-a-sad-sad-song-a-svhu-vignette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 00:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/?p=343</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By: Andrew Thomas Prenger Dana Devastation exited from the parking garage to the street. There was a bounce in her step as she walked to the door of her house. It was a good day. The rucksack slung over her shoulder was stuffed with hundred dollar bills. She and Black Hat pulled off a very [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=343&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Satan Is A Bit Of A Jerk</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/satan-is-a-bit-of-a-jerk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 12:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/?p=341</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By: Andrew Thomas Prenger It was a bit chilly on the beach. There was no moon, the only light provided came from the bonfire they were circled around. Given the choice most of the spectators would rather be back at the beach house. They didn&#8217;t want to disappoint Gordon. For weeks he had been on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=341&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Just Another Victim</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/05/07/just-another-victim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2011 12:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/?p=334</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An Essay by Andrew Prenger There is something about me that makes crazy, obnoxious people flock to me. I don&#8217;t know if I give off some pheromone that these people can sense or what, but I am often forced to deal with people I would prefer not to. Why can&#8217;t hot chicks come and talk [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=334&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Man Named Dusty</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/03/19/a-man-named-dusty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2011 16:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                  They called him Dusty.                 For some he was a myth, a story to tell those that would steal, that would lie, and especially to those that would kill.  They said he carried six guns, but had only used one.  That he rode on a black horse, and was Death incarnate.  That when [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=328&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Woke Up This Morning &#8211; A SVHU Vignette</title>
		<link>http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/2011/03/12/woke-up-this-morning-a-svhu-vignette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com/?p=324</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[By: Andrew Thomas Prenger   &#8220;Fuck you, motherfucker, you buyin&#8217; this shit!&#8221; &#8220;I ain&#8217;t payin&#8217; that much for it, asshole! Why you so greedy today?&#8221; Blood Shadow rolled over in his army cot, squeezing his pillow on his head. No matter how hard he pressed he could still hear the two junkies outside his apartment [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=324&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>All Clones Are NOT Created Equal: The Somewhat Nihilistic Tale of Bill-123</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 20:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[By: Andrew Thomas Prenger  Bill-123 woke up in his seat to the sight of his Sergeant screaming in his face. It shocked him out of a pleasant dream he was having about being dead. A moment of confusion passed over him as he wondered what he had done to his mirror to piss it off [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=saturdaymorningsbest.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9958482&amp;post=320&amp;subd=saturdaymorningsbest&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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